The Agitated, Belligerent Senile

So it's reading break. I've spent the last hour or so Googling random words, and I found this site of Weird Ads from the 50's, 60's, and 70's. I found them remarkably entertaining, so I'm blogging about them.

"Tranquilize grandpa before he turns his cane into your next boyfriend."

"Camel Tobacco: Making speed-skating wheezier since 1913."

"Can't afford laxatives for your quintuplet sons and they're angry about it? Pick up some Fry's Chocolate today!"


"You won't be able to quit, but don't worry; we've made healthier cigarettes so you can smoke a hell of a lot more of them, with half the guilt."


"Gillette is our name. Decapitating prematurely dextrous babies with pituitary problems is our game."

BOOK RECOMMENDATION:

Lives of the Circus Animals by Christopher Bram